Will the real Hatchet Harry Please stand up!
I think we gonna have a problem here...
'There's a millon of ya just like me, who curse like me, who just dont give a f**k like me, who dress like me, PvP noto and PK like me, it just might be the next best thing, but not quite me'
The real Hatchet Harry? I guess that would be me... as for who am I... depends who you ask.
Many 'roleplayers' would describe me as a 'PK' or a 'Noto Looter' - guilty as charged *grin*, The Delucian Mafia [Del] have for two years now had an acitve team-red, all statloss, all PKs. We also have always been looters and noto's in and around Delucia and the second age lands. Did I loot you? Probably ;-)
Most 'l33t' PvP DeWdz describe me as rp lamer who should get back to trammel - hehe, the only time I go to Trammel is to Stock my vendor *smiles*, and I'm sure you all own me 1:1.. but dont spam 'J00 SUX' at me in your deathrobes after I killed you, or when DDi puts ur whole guild face down - it just makes u look sooo stupid.
If you ask me? I would probably say something like 'take me as u find me' or 'make ur own mind up'
I'm not the best pvper on the shard, never claimed to be, and i dont duel much, especially not as Harry, hes not built to be 'da best' pvper, I prefere teamplay in UO, and really dont rate duels, since most people lie about the result when i beat um or spam the usual excuses, and since they would set such high esteem about it if they did beat me, i tend not to bother.
I'm just as happy out PKing as I am organising Minax raids or Defence, taking some time out to have a drink in the spiritwood tavern, going on the occasional monster hunt with my friends from TPH, Looting in Khaldun, digging up treasure maps with my girl, or just hanging with friends. There is so much to do in UO, that i haven't been bored for long in all the time I've played.
'So will the real Harry please stand up, and put one of those fingers on each hand up, and be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control, so one more time loud as ya can, how does it go?'
My only real issues with UO are the lamers who try to imitate me - creating fake Hatchet Harrys and trying to get my accounts banned and griefing people whilst pretending to be me - I guess as a high profile player i should expect it, but i really wish the GMs would do something when idiots create a Hatchet Harry and claim they are the real me, and say stuff like I'm just a hacker who stole my account etc, that kinda stuff is really sick.
There are only 2 Hatchet Harry characters that are me, one is my mage, and the other is my axer.. I'm tempted to delete him just to limit any kind of confusion. The real Harry is GM of the Delucian Defence Initiative [DDi], and the other one currently holds our Order stone - Del Organised Crime Squad[Dél].
Real Life? I'm not gonna go into much detail there, I kinda like my privacy, I'm an IT contractor as a proffession, so I'm lucky that i dont have to work all year round and have plenty of time for my hobbies, I live in the UK and maybe somtime i'll post some real life pix here, but not today ;~)
'Run away from home and grow to be as evil as me - I just want you all to notice me, and people to see, that somewhere deep-down there is a decent human being in me - it just cant be found, so the reason you been seeing this me, is coz this is me now, the recent kinda being thats me'
(Mis) Quotes from Eminem